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defmodule Stuff do
  def wat do
    IO.puts("w00t, w00t!!")
  end
end

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#!/usr/bin/env lua
print('wat!')

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function stuff() {
  alert("w00t");
}

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#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main(){
  cout << "w00t w00t!" << endl;
  return 0;
}

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# Create "/tmp/w00t" if it doesn't exist.
class test_class {
    file { "/tmp/w00t":
       ensure => present,
       mode   => 644,
       owner  => root,
       group  => root
    }
}

Go:

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package main
import "fmt"
func main() {
	fmt.Printf("w00t, w00t.\n")
}